When you are on the dance floor, do not squat so that your booty is a few inches from the floor and then bounce up and down with your knees out in a 90-degree angle. You do not look like sexy kitten. You simply look like a frog. Not. A. Good. Look. I'm not against all squatting dance moves, just those reminiscent of Frogger.
And while we're on the topic, do not let your dance partner pick you up and carry you around while he bounces up and down. Horrifying.
Let's dance with a little dignity, people. Thank you for your attention in this important matter.