Here are two reasons I will never win the "Mother of the Year" award:
1) I gave my son a large bowl of Cherrios, turned on the TV, and went back to bed for nearly two hours this morning.
2) I fed my son chips and guacamole for lunch.
He didn't complain, so it can't be all bad, right? I'm sure he'd be thrilled if both of those things happened on a daily basis.